LOOK AT THIS ENORMOUS ROBOT DOG
Look at that! It's a robot! But it's so much more! It's an ENORMOUS ROBOT DOG! They call it the Alpha Dog and it was developed for use by the military. It can carry 400 pounds but walk over rugged terrain on LEGS. ROBOT DOG! Let the other countries amass their armies, we'll amass our ROBOT DOGS!
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