Wallpaper your house with spam
For some reason, a new company is offering wallpaper patterns that feature frequently used lines from spam emails. Nigerian princes, prescription medications at cheap prices, misspelled words designed to elude spam filters, it's all there. The company even offers patterns that feature tiny cans of actual Spam. Why would you want to sit there and be deluged with the notion of spam- the one thing you ALWAYS want to avoid online? I don't know. I guess maybe if you have a profound and insurmountable sense of irony.