This final note today, in which commerce ruins one of the last bastions of innocence and purity left in this world: The smell of a baby.
The Italian fashion house Dolce and Gabbana is coming out with a perfume for babies. Notes of citrus, honey and melon, we're told.
So yeah, that.
It has given us a great idea for a series, though: Completely unnecessary things for people to spend money on. Send us your recommendations by tweeting us at @MarketplaceAPM or commenting below.