The Punchline

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in a very sharp suit....

Because of the ongoing market turmoil, several companies are merging in order to survive. Some results of these mergers:...

From the Daily Show with John Stewart......

This comes from Mark Twain, but still applies ......

From Jay Leno, NBC's Tonight Show:...

From the U.K ......

Jokes collected by The New York Times' Freakonomics blog from its readers ......