On Wednesday, the U.S. government declassified a whole bunch of documents it found in Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan.

Lots of fascinating stuff — among them a job application to join Al-Qaeda, which will sound familiar to anyone who’s ever filled out any job application.

These are all quotes:

• “Please write clearly and legibly.”
• “Have you ever been in jail or prison?”
• “List your previous occupations.”
• “Do you wish to execute a suicide operation?”
• “Who should we contact in case you became a martyr?”