Our gold box of Amazon’s best reviews
Customer reviews can make all the difference when you’re buying something online. And especially with a massive shopping site like Amazon, reviews come in all shapes and sizes, from the scathing, to the fawning … to the just plain weird.
Amazon’s compiled a list of some of its most humorous product reviews. Here are some of our favorites:
Great compliment for my skin art, May 19, 2009
“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.” overlook1977
Combine with other foods!, August 5, 2006
“Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!” J. Fitzsimmons
For the Accoutrements Horse Head Mask:
My Transformation is Complete, December 3, 2012
“It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place… But we will be ready” ByronicHero
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