Voilà! A brilliant presidential campaign speech, constructed from nothing but titles of songs from President Obama’s own Spotify playlist. What do you think? (Mentally insert wild crowd noise for the full effect…)

Stand Up!

Keep Reachin’ Up!

Keep Marchin, Keep on Pushing!

Roll with the Changes!

This Home, My town — Everyday America.
Different People — You’ve Got the Love!

Tonight’s The Kind of Night We Take Care of Our Own!

The Best Thing about Me Is You. You are the Best Thing!

Keep Me In Mind.