The Federal Elections Commission is sending letters to a bunch of hoax candidates, like God.

The state is studying a move to the Atlantic Time Zone.

Because who doesn't want to smell like the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices at the beach.

We're lovin' it.

Pump the brakes on those self-driving car plans.

But that hasn't always been the case.

Because Nabisco just can't draw the line at Pumpkin Spice.

It was only a matter of time.

Just 31 possible instances of voter fraud out of a billion votes.

Profits? Uhh, not so much.