Outback Steakhouse is offering an upgrade to its Bloomin’ Onion appetizer, a deep-fried agglomeration of oniony goodness.

For a limited time, the fully loaded Bloomin’ Onion comes topped with Aussie Cheese Fries, bacon and spicy ranch dressing.

It can be yours at a cost of just 2,360 calories.

Waaaaay off the USDA’s recommended daily allowances chart.

I mean, I’m sure it’s delicious.