It’s become clear that humanity has too much time on its hands.

From the Wall Street Journal, this item: There’s now a website where for the low price of $5 a month you can watch some guy and his buddies fight zombies.

It’s called Zombie Go Boom (semi-NSFW), if you wanna look it up, it’s on 24/7. The founder says he’s got hundreds of paying subscribers. I’d make a joke here about the Apocalypse being upon us, but I just can’t anymore.