The job application for Al-Qaeda

On Wednesday, the U.S. government declassified a whole bunch of documents it found in Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan.

Lots of fascinating stuff — among them a job application to join Al-Qaeda, which will sound familiar to anyone who’s ever filled out any job application.

These are all quotes:

• “Please write clearly and legibly.”

• “Have you ever been in jail or prison?”

• “List your previous occupations.”

• “Do you wish to execute a suicide operation?”

• “Who should we contact in case you became a martyr?”