Prom season is almost upon us.

Sadly, any conceivable connection to reality ends there. A florist in Louisville, Kentucky is offering a Kentucky Fried Chicken corsage. $20 plus shipping. It has Baby’s breath and the whole nine yards of a regular floral corsage, plus you get a $5 KFC gift certificate. You can customize it with Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.

There are only 100 available… so kids, act now.