State of Washington in search of marijuana consultant

This final note today, a somewhat out-of-the-ordinary help wanted ad from the State of Washington, where marijuana is now legal.

The State Liquor Control Board needs an official marijuana consultant to advise on the finer points of all things cannabis. Five years regulatory experience, law degree preferred. No indication of whether a criminal record is disqualifying.

You can just hear the job interview, right? “Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.”