It will be to announce the iPad 3. Rumor has it that the 3 will have a retina display screen, faster processor, work on 4G LTE networks, and be thicker. Thicker? Yep, to do all the new things, it needs to be thicker. Which seems like it’s working in the opposite way its supposed to with these things. Oh well.

Look, I can question Apple’s decisions but unlike me, Apple’s worth more than the nation of Poland. So you could take your $500 billion and either buy Apple OR buy Poland and have money left over.