New iPhone, new iPhone!!!

The Apple fanboy press is whipping itself into an ecstatic frenzy this morning. The reason? Photos of a new case for the iPhone 5 (aka El Cinco) have been found roaming free in the wild! And this case totally would not fit the existing iPhone.

I know it’s soooo exciting. Deep breaths.

It will be thinner! And tapered!!!!! And Whiter! (Okay I actually made that last part up. See – you actually can’t tell what the the color of the phone will be by looking at a photo of a leaked case.)