Hey, I was as excited as anyone when I heard about this new recipe idea happening at Google. Supposedly, when you type in, say, Chicken Kiev, you will get recipes plus ingredients. You can search by calories and preparation time. All kinds of crunchy details that are pulled from meta information within a website.

Cool, right? Sure! If it worked! I can’t get it to work. Washington Post can’t either.

I know how these things go, they take a while to roll out. By the time you read this, you might be able to swing this just fine. But that’s no help: I’M HUNGRY NOW.