Next up on the coy press event roster: Apple

We’ve been hashing around Facebook’s email system that they say isn’t an email system all day.

And next up is Apple. They’re making an announcement about…something… tomorrow. We know it has to do with iTunes. But that’s all we know. Because Apple is COY.

Some guesses:

• Cloud based service. You can upload your music to a server and listen to it wherever.

• Some fresh madness based around Ping.

• The Beatles finally being available (should happen right around when soccer becomes as popular as baseball).

• A decent new REM album.

• Longer song samples as long rumored.

• Some sort of justification for Ke$ha?

• Another dang update that I have to download that’ll take forever.

UPDATE: It’s the Beatles.