Value investing — The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E Ratio — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

Broker — What my broker has made me.

Standard & Poor — Your life in a nutshell.

Market Correction — The day after you buy stocks.

Cash flow — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

Yahoo — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

Windows — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.