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Marketplace Contributor Jun 25, 2012

Have you heard this joke: What will happen if the Dow average falls any further?

Answer: They’ll add a “N” to the end of it.

Har-har. Is that crickets we hear? All right, we’re sure you can come up with something better. So submit your economic crisis jokes to us — leave a comment or tweet it to us with the hashtag #CrisisJokes. Whether it’s about the eurozone or the 2008 financial crisis — send us your jokes. You may just hear ’em on air.

In the meantime, for some laughs, take a listen to our interview with comedian Manos Kanellos about the funnier side of his country’s financial woes.

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