This final note today. If you can do this:


There's a job opening for you. Remember we told you last week Aflac, the insurance company, had fired comedian Gilbert Gottfried -- the voice of that duck -- for making insensitive jokes about Japan?

The search is on for a replacement. Open auditions -- deadline's April 1st. Send us your tape, we'll make sure it gets to the right place.

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