The Cult of the Somewhat Delayed
Seriously, you could save a bundle. Only catch is that membership would require sort of living the last two years of your life over again but hey, maybe you enjoyed those years. By the way, the author of this piece, Lore Sjoberg, is one of the first funny people I ever followed online, like back in 1997, when he ran a site called Brunching Shuttlecocks. It was many years ahead of its time.