CAMERON DIAZ IS GOING TO KILL YOU

By "you", I mean your computer. By "kill", I mean infect with malware. She's going to infect with malware your computer. And by "going", I mean might.

But by CAMERON DIAZ, I mean CAMERON DIAZ!

But Tom Cruise is your computer!

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