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Robots ate my road trip, day 1

Wilson the robot dog looks east from the seashore of Sandy Hook, New Jersey, where he and traveling companion David Brancaccio started their cross-country trip, which they will attempt with no human interaction for the Marketplace series, "Robots Ate My Job."

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Journey’s start: Obtaining sand from an Atlantic Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey on Saturday, March 24.

- Photo: David Brancaccio

GPS says 2938 miles to the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco. Because of the need to stay at hotels with “robot” receptionists, my mileage should be closer to 3100 miles.

- Photo: David Brancaccio

Since my journey allows me interactions with no humans, I couldn’t stop: There was a flesh-and-blood human at the ticket counter. My loss. Of many to come.

- Photo: David Brancaccio

Be Prepared to See More Than You Expect: At the Miniature Village attraction in Shartlesville, PA. Words to live by.

- Photo: David Brancaccio

How to eat on a solo cross-country journey: Use self-checkout at the grocery in each town and BYOM: bring your own microwave.

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Wet, tired David checked in with robot receptionist at the Hyatt Place in Roanoke, Va.

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Sandy Hook, New Jersey, to Roanoke, Virginia. The first leg of David Brancaccio's cross-country trip during which he will interact with no humans for his series "Robots Ate My Job."

My question is this: Is technology now so pervasive that a person can drive coast to coast without ever dealing with a human being? Yes, Jack Kerouac would be very unhappy with me for even trying.

I pulled out of an Atlantic Ocean beach at Sandy Hook, New Jersey, shortly before 2 p.m. on Saturday to begin my cross-country trip without any human interaction. I had filled an empty bottle with Atlantic sand, dodged a few crashing waves and had my first near-brush with a human being: A young boy spotted Wilson, my little robot dog (picture left), on a strip of boardwalk. Before the kid could ask what’s up, I put in my little white earphones, like the worst anti-social Brooklyn hipster on the L train and beat it before the sweet little tyke ruined my concept.

I listened to the audiobook of Isaac Asimov’s “Naked Sun” during the drive. It’s wall-to-wall robots, but for a novel from 1957, it has a lot to say about 1 percent vs. 99 percent economic and social stratification. Asimov’s 99 percent lives underground on Earth. The fancy people are Earthlings, but they live on their own planets.

The drive got especially exciting passing through West Virginia on I-81 with a thunderstorm that looked like something we might some day see on Jupiter. After eight and a half hours on the road, damp, late, hungry, the car’s GPS navigation got lost, big time. Put me on two unnecessary six mile loops instead of leading me to the hotel. Being a belt-and-suspenders man, I had three more GPS units. Two of them also failed to find the hotel, but the winner was the GPS in the iPad.

I did 462 miles today, starting from the Atlantic. Made it to Roanoke, Virginia. The hotel has a robot desk clerk in the form of an airport-style electronic kiosk. Swiped myself in and it spit out my receipt and a keycard for a room on the 6th floor. Less surprising but very welcome was the robot ice machine. OK, it was just an ice machine, but it was in the right place at the right time. Tomorrow, Nashville.

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David Brancaccio is the host of Marketplace Morning Report. Follow David on Twitter @DavidBrancaccio and @MarketplaceTech
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gladys - Mar 27, 2012

Wow! I missed David Brancaccio on Marketplace! And listening to this piece, I realized how much I would like for him to return to hosting the program.

This is a good series, David. Though the tactics you have to take to avoid human contact do seem a bit contrived. How much pre-planning did you undertake to raise the probability of not encountering a human being?

For example, I'm on the road now for the past two-and-a-half weeks, and of the five hotels at which I've stayed (Hilton, Marriott, Extended Stay, Homewood Suites, and Sofitel), only one of them gave me the clear choice to avoid hotel staff with an all-electronic check-in.

The Hilton breezed me through without human contact (entirely my choice). The Marriott might have, but the bellhop grabbed my bags from the taxi and took them to the front desk as I was still paying the cabbie. The Homewood I stayed at didn't have an electronic check-in, and the one at the Extended Stay wasn't working properly.

I could've possibly done it at the Sofitel, but I'm a regular there and the day manager saw me come in and we chatted for a bit while he took care of my check-in.

I would've needed to take very specific precautions to avoid all of these situations, so I'm left to wonder if you did likewise David?

There is a small (but significant) concern of the hollowing out of the economy due to the ongoing computerization and robotification of day-to-day jobs. Martin Ford wrote "The Lights In The Tunnel" (available as a FREE PDF at http://www.thelightsinthetunnel.com/) to ponder some of the obvious implications of this shift.

Thanks again for your stories on this David. I hope to hear more of you on the main Marketplace show as time goes on. Good luck.

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point_ofView - Mar 27, 2012

Although robots may be devastating to some individuals, there are many other individuals that experience the bad attitudes and bad manners of human public servants, and can use a change. The endurance of this robotic phenomenon maybe a reassessment period for individuals desiring to serve the public to do so without personal internal artificial biases that effect their attitudes.

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Jackov - Mar 27, 2012

I'd rather network for commissions from home, than commute, and deal with co-workers.

Hot fields:
*Nursing (must be people person)
*Petroleum engineer
*Social media

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FLPhotochick - Mar 27, 2012

David:
I have to be honest and say that I hope you cannot possibly make it all the way across the US and not have at least one human interaction. If you do, it will be a sad, sad conclusion indeed. Reading that you wouldn't interact with the obviously curious little boy is so heartbreaking. I hope it was very hard for you to do.

Being antisocial to this extent just leaves me shaking my head.