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Best of 'Small Talk' in 2011

Brendan Francis Newnam and Rico Gagliano from The Dinner Party recount the best under-the-radar business stories from 2011. Two of them involve sleeping.

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Jeremy Hobson: Well as we wrap up Marketplace for 2011, we wanted to bring you some of the business stories that you may have missed. So we've got two people who make a living finding stories the rest of us can't. You might know them from a segment we call Small Talk. I'm talking about our friends Brendan Francis Newnam and Rico Gagliano. They're the hosts of APM's The Dinner Party. And they've come prepared with some of their favorite offbeat stories of the year. Hi guys.

Rico Gagliano: Hello.

Brendan Newnam: Hello.

Hobson: Brendan, first to you.

Newnam: That's right, we're the basement dwellers of the news world and here's what we've found. One of our favorites was a paint company in Canada, CIL Paints, launched a paint colors for men collection in November. Now most of their paints' original names were geared towards women and they were designed to kind of create an emotional connection. So this was an effort to create more interest among male consumers.

Gagliano: Right. For say, their man cave maybe, to paint their man cave.

Newnam: That's right. And to garner free publicity, which they're now receiving. Again, you're welcome.

Hobson: Still, even to this day.

Newnam: So, for example, some of their colors -- they changed "Butterscotch," sounds like a nice color -- they changed that to "Beer Time," which is considered "manly."

Gagliano: It sure is.

Newnam: "Peacock’s Plume," the male version is "Pimpin’ The Trans-Am."

Gagliano: Can't you just visualize that?

Hobson: What color is it, by the way?

Newnam: It's a turquoise is, I think, is the actual original color. I guess.

Hobson: You know, maybe instead of changing the actual name, they might change the color of the paint.

Gagliano: Good point.

Hobson: Anyway, that's just my thoughts. I'm not in the paint business. Rico, what about you? What stories do you have for us?

Gagliano: This is an item that appeared on a lot of tech blogs earlier this year. I don't think this thing was ever actually built. But it was a prototype alarm clock. And the idea was before you went to bed at night, you would put paper money, like you know...

Hobson: Like a dollar bill?

Gagliano: Sure. Or a $1,000 bill if you're...

Hobson: Part of the 1 percent.

Gagliano: Correct. In the morning the alarm would go off and then the clock would slowly start shredding the money until you were perhaps motivated to wake the heck up. And I think that would work.

Hobson: That would probably work, I think.

Gagliano: I'm surprised that nobody's actually made this thing yet. There was a ton of buzz about it, but it still seems not to exist.

Hobson: OK. So an alarm clock that eats your money, paint that is just for men. What else have we got?

Newnam: Well we have another kind of sleep-related story. Crowne Plaza, the international hotel chain, earlier this year introduced snore patrols. And these are snore monitors who roam the hallways listening for people snoring too loudly and then they knock on the door and they kind of ask them to stop snoring.

Gagliano: Talk about your awesome part-time jobs, right?

Hobson: Yeah, is this just to increase the level of employment in the country or?

Gagliano: I guess.

Newnam: That's right. It's been a boon to people with library science degrees. It's also a great opportunity for creeps who want to roam around listening.

Gagliano: Yeah, at last. Also, you just know that at some point they're going to start charging you to stay in the sort of quiet zone area of the hotel, which to me is like paying to have wings on the plane.

Hobson: Yeah, that's true.

Gagliano: Isn't this why we go to a hotel?

Hobson: Brendan Francis Newnam and Rico Gagliano are the hosts of APM's culture show The Dinner Party. You can hear more from them at DinnerPartyDownload.org. Guys, thanks.

Gagliano: Thank you.

Newnam: Thanks.

About the author

Rico Gagliano co-hosts and co-produces Marketplace’s “Small Talk” segment.
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pjdevine - Jan 5, 2012

“Offbeat”? Try ridiculous.

Suggesting librarians as snore monitors? Equating people who have library science degrees with “creeps”? Do you really have so little knowledge of what librarians do?
You have completely missed the point that there are many types of librarians specializing in all fields of knowledge working in all sectors of society.

Public libraries in particular have become even more relevant in these times of economic instability. See the story below for more information:
http://www.marketplace.org/topics/life/big-book/why-we-still-need-librar...

Most people have understood at least since the movie “Desk Set” in 1957 that computers can’t replace humans, but more information is here:
http://www.marketplace.org/topics/business/libraries-adapt-help-unemployed

You may not understand the relevance of librarians, but I don’t think your researchers would get very far without having the benefit of someone organizing the information they have access to. National Public Radio frequently acknowledges the contributions of its staff librarians. You should try that. It’ll make you sound smarter.

Patricia Devine, MLS,
Network Outreach Coordinator,
University of Washington

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maxlibris - Jan 3, 2012

Like my colleague Sally Gore, I also did not appreciate the comment about how this would be a boon to people with library science degrees. Here's what I am doing with MY library science degree, Mr. Newnam: 1) writing a chapter for a book on mobile technologies in libraries, 2) IT support for my office of 9 hard-workers, 3) supporting over 1200 libraries, community based organizations, faith-based organizations with interlibrary loan issues, technology issues, funding opportunities 4) teaching 20+ classes a year in a 10-state region 5) editing a digital collection of resources for a mobile technology toolkit for healthcare workers and medical librarians 6) do you want me to go on? I'm certainly not walking around hotels trying to listen to snorers. Oh, and I was also part of what was termed the "Internet Peace Corps" for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, where we amazingly were able to put our feeble library science degrees to work bringing information literacy AND FREE computers to thousands of public libraries in this country. Before this project started, most of the rural librarians we reached had NEVER touched a computer. Your comment was so offensive to many in our field and so really short-sighted. Max Anderson, Technology Coordinator, University of Illinois at Chicago, Library of the Health Sciences.

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mandosally - Jan 3, 2012

"It's been a boon to people with library science degrees. It's also a great opportunity for creeps who want to roam around listening."

I've no idea, really, what Newnam is suggesting with this snarky comment. Librarians are good at nothing other than roaming hotel hallways? Keeping things quiet? Shushing people? Good grief, man, what rock have you been under - or perhaps more to the point, what bed have you been snoring away in for the past couple of decades? Evidently not one in and/or near a library.

How about I'll trade you some of my tasks of the week; converting a text document into an eBook, building a website of resources to support medical students in their physical diagnosis course, answering questions about offsite access to databases and journals, attending meetings on the computing needs of biomedical researchers, working on archiving a digital collection of presentations from a recent conference... on second thought, I think I'll stick to these and let you all continue to take irrelevant (and golly, not even funny) shots at me and my colleagues. You need the practice.

Sally Gore
Head of Research & Scholarly Communication Services
Lamar Soutter Library
University of Massachusetts Medical School