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A few definitions making the rounds...

Value investing -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E Ratio -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

Broker -- What my broker has made me.

Standard & Poor -- Your life in a nutshell.

Market Correction -- The day after you buy stocks.

Cash flow -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

Yahoo -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

Windows -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

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