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Rename the sequester: Suggestions

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) (C) answers reporters' questions during a news conference with (L-R) Rep. Martha Roby (R-Ala.) (obscured) and Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wa.) at the Republican Party Headquarters on Capitol Hill February 13, 2013 in Washington, D.C.

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What's in a name? There's got to be a better one for the 'sequester' cuts that are set to roll out beginning March 1, if Congress doesn't act in time. Speaker of the House John Boehner is using "Obamaquester;" Marketplace listeners have their own lists going.

Names aside -- how much of an impact will the sequester have on our economy?

"The fundamentals of the economy actually look pretty good...well, they would look good if it weren't for the politicians," said Fortune magazine's Leigh Gallagher. "We were really kind of gaining a lot of momentum on this recovery -- certainly if you look at the stock market, that's a completely different story. But these budget cuts, I'll call them, are not going to be good on top of the tax increase -- the payroll tax increase had already had an impact," she said. "I think the uncertainty...that's going to impact everything."

CNBC's John Carney, though, said he believes everything will be fine. "The actual budget cuts only amount to around $44 billion; it's not a lot of money," he said. "So we can easily take it, even at the full number of $85 [billion], we could take that. Our economy is strong enough right now that it turns out that you know, maybe this whole -- I won't use the 'S' word, I'll call it 'March Madness' -- isn't such a bad idea."

Listen to the full audio above for more analysis on the sequester. The two also offered some good reading for the weekend ahead.

Leigh Gallagher's picks:

And John Carney's suggestions:

About the author

Kai Ryssdal is the host and senior editor of Marketplace, public radio’s program on business and the economy. Follow Kai on Twitter @kairyssdal.

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NPR Geek's picture
NPR Geek - Feb 25, 2013

Change to: Secastration. A better description of what is going to happen.

adoration4055's picture
adoration4055 - Feb 23, 2013

You probably can't say this on the radio but for me the word that comes to mind is secluster f#$%.

gpalmer's picture
gpalmer - Feb 23, 2013

Circumcision - painful cuts that leave the private sector smaller. No one, if asked would want it, but deemed by some to be necessary for the health of the union.

pmccles's picture
pmccles - Feb 22, 2013

How about "The Flat Hack"?

ChuckCJ7's picture
ChuckCJ7 - Feb 22, 2013

Instead of the fear mongering terms being bandied about, I'd call it like it really is, a "minor reduction in planned budgetary increases". Nah, that's not cute, catchy, or alarming enough to get the masses to worry of supposed impending dire consequences and pacify them for the political "kick the can down the road" that is inevitable.

mmodrall's picture
mmodrall - Feb 22, 2013

How about the Big Boehner?

mshani's picture
mshani - Feb 22, 2013

How about Cleaver Cut? short and brutal, like its namesake.

OzMonster's picture
OzMonster - Feb 22, 2013

Why not just say "stuck nation" instead of sequestration? That's what we are - a nation frozen on the brink of manufactured crisis after manufactured crisis.

RegisteredVoter's picture
RegisteredVoter - Feb 22, 2013

This is probably too obvious but my vote is for Congrestration.

catsdad's picture
catsdad - Feb 22, 2013

Of course it has to be Congrestration. The obstructionist in Congress have no logical defense for not reinstating some of the illogical tax cuts made during the Bush administration. Boehner has no real solutions he is just parroting the "gang of NO" currently controlling his party. All they can come up with are silly, childish names like Obamacare. That really swayed the voters.

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