Sam Weiner is a staff writer for the Onion News Network in Chicago.
Features by Sam Weiner
Posted In: economic crash, humor
Another total economic crash is all but inevitable. Here's what you can do.
Posted In: debt ceiling, apocalypse
The authors of "How to Win at Everything" share some predictions for what happens if Congress fails to agree about the Debt Ceiling.
Posted In: stock market, comedy
Sam Weiner and Daniel Kibblesmith give their tips for playing (and winning at) the stock market.