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Three life rules from Donald Rumsfeld
Journalism: Practiced. Excellent interview. Thank you.
Annapolis57 | May 17, 2013
Three life rules from Donald Rumsfeld
Donald Rumsfeld's interview on Marketplace today was absolutely unbelievable. Really. Is one of his rules not to believe your own spin? I...
jgrothues | May 16, 2013
Three life rules from Donald Rumsfeld
Ryssdal's interview with Rumsfeld was breathtakingly inappropriate. "Marketplace?" If Ryssdal wants to promote his obvious biases...
rcd43 | May 16, 2013
How World Finance makes a killing lending on the installment (loan) plan
There is something fundamentally wrong with predatory lending businesses, whether they are pay day loans or installment contracts. The business...
entropyman | May 15, 2013


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Awkward phone call from South Korea to Cupertino
Judge Lucy Koh, who is presiding over the Apple vs. Samsung case, asked that the CEOs of both companies give it one more shot before their case is sent off for a jury to decide. A lawyer on Samsung’s team confirmed that Apple CEO Tim Cook and Samsung CEO Kwan Oh Hyun did speak but were unable to come to any resolution. Bloomberg reports: Here’s what I imagine how the phone call went: TIM COOK: Siri, get Kwan Oh Hyun on the horn SIRI: dialing Kwan Oh Hyun KWAN OH HYUN: Is that you Tim? COOK: Um hmm. HYUN: Fantastic! Please, you go first. COOK: Rectangle. HYUN: 90 degree angles! COOK: Shiny. HYUN: Glossy! COOK: Swipe. HYUN: Sweep! COOK: Phone. HYUN: Talking device! COOK: Disagree. HYUN: Agreed! BOTH: See you when the jury comes back from deliberating. Bye!Samsung sinks 4 billion bucks into chip making facility
Mmmm, chips. Patent war or no, Samsung’s investment of $4 billion in a Texas microchip manufacturer proves two things: the company is in this for the long haul and the company has 4 billion bucks in a checking account. Yow. This comes after a 1.8 billion dollar investment in a South Korean plant earlier this year. It all comes down to being ready. Samsung has run into some slowdowns in its supply chain lately as demand for its smartphones and other electronics sometimes outpaces supply. And it comes at a time when Samsung has begun to emerge as the logical second company in smartphones and maybe even tablets. The Oates to Apple’s Hall. The Andrew Ridgely to Apple’s George Michael. As that business grows and as Android itself perhaps expands the overall lead over iOS (Apple’s mobile operating system), Samsung is well positioned to be huge. ZDNet says:Robot telepresence is here, it’s cheap, and boy it looks stupid
Here at Marketplace Tech Report, we’re awfully fond of robot stories. It’s good, we figure, to learn as much as possible about the cold metallic monsters who will replace us. One of the stories we’ve followed for a while is robotic telepresence, the idea that you will someday be able to skip going in to work because there will be a robot avatar for you there and through it you’ll be able to see, hear, and speak to your colleagues, all while your colleagues wonder why you’re too lazy to bother coming in, jerk. Well, it’s here. A company called Double Robotics has posted a video of its robot called the Double. Its operated through an iPad app (of course it is) and can basically video chat with anyone it runs into while you’re far away. You can pre-order it now for $2000 or buy it for $2499 when it goes on sale, allegedly later this year. So it’ll be just like you! Except boy it looks dumb. Like a stick on wheels. Like a rough draft of the robot from Short Circuit but stretched out. And unlike you, it might tip over and then just have to lie there until someone picks it up.Google must cough up its list of paid commenters
First things first: no one at Marketplace Tech Report has been paid to say nice things about Google. To prove this, please note the many not nice things we’ve said about Google and please note the fact that we don’t sleep each night on piles of million dollar bills like Googlers do. A judge has ordered Google to be more forthcoming about where its spending its money to get nice things said about it in the media. This is part of the settling up of Google’s lawsuit with Oracle. From The Hill:Amazon launches cloud based archiving, declares war on tape
You know that big room somewhere at your company with the huge banks of magnetic tape? The room where they back up all the data from the company? The room where you’re probably not supposed to go in? Yeah, well, Amazon wants to get rid of that room. Amazon wants to replace the data archiving at your company and, ideally, ALL companies with a cloud based archiving system called Glacier. Amazon launched it yesterday. Because if there’s one thing that’s completely reliable and permanent these days, it’s glaciers! Yes sir, those things are rock solid and totally NOT breaking away from ice shelves and melting and causing chaos. NICE WORK ON THE NAME, AMAZON GENIUSES. Storing data and maintaining the equipment to do so can get expensive. From the Register: Dude, you’re TOTALLY getting that office where the data archiving used to be.You have until August 30 to get metaphysical
Did you hear that gasp? It was let out by witchcrafters, potion-pawners, and voodoo doll-dealers, all of whom currently sell their wares on eBay. In a routine clean up its site, the company announced that after August 30, it will no longer list auctions for items classified as intangible or metaphysical. From Wired: I mean really, there is nothing worse than the stay-at-home sorcerer who tries to magic potion a wholesale list through a healing session. Can I get a what-what?!? Uh... how about a hocus pocus? An online petition has been circulating trying to urge eBay to reverse its decision. But wait a minute, couldn’t they just... I mean, aren’t they... why not just cast a spell and make it so this thing never happened? Again from Wired: Coming soon to an auction near you: potion rocks!Your next Wi-Fi hotspot could be a donkey
“Heehaww!” might be a decent password, and it also might be the sound your Wi-Fi-enabled donkey makes at an Israeli, historical amusement park. Visitors to the park can now simultaneously recreate the past whilst traveling on a donkey in a town built to look like ancient Galilee and embrace their modern addiction to documenting every moment of every thing. Fast Company writes: And yes, this means that visitors can now tweet, update, and get all Instagrammy without ever getting up off their ass. From Engadget:MLB’s Melky Cabrera created fake web site to throw off investigators
Melky Cabrera, outfielder for the San Francisco Giants, has begun serving a 50-game suspension from the league for using illegal performance enhancing substances. Under the rules of baseball, a player who tests positive for substances can try to prove that they ingested the substance unwittingly, that they were duped by the dope so to speak. Apparently, Cabrera and his associates created a fake website that was made to look as if it was selling legal substances. The New York Daily News, which first reported on the scheme, says: Cabrera was due to make $6 million this year. On the one hand, it’s astonishing that someone would jeopardize that kind of money (and future earnings) by such a bonehead stunt. Then again, when you can make that kind of dough, it’s tempting to do whatever you can - fake sites and illegal drugs included - to try to preserve it.Big shakeup coming at Hulu
Variety is reporting that there are some big changes coming to Hulu, changes that will affect not just who’s sitting in the executive offices but what kind of stuff we can watch on our TVs as well. That’s right: this has to do with our ability to watch our stories. Our precious, precious stories. Variety says it has a confidential memo dated July of this year that discusses plans to get a new CEO up to speed. Hulu presently has a CEO, Jason Kilar, but there’s been talk of him leaving for one place or another for quite some time. It’s unclear whether he’s about to leave but it is clear that the financial group Providence is set to end its relationship with the company, which could lead to all sorts of complex situations involving executives getting piles of money. Variety says there will be some content changes too:OnLive heads for bankruptcy, to reemerge as a new company
Well, this is a weird one. The online gaming company OnLive was in pretty desperate shape and it took a rather odd course correction to try to solve it. OnLive laid off its entire staff, then sold itself to a new company that will also be called OnLive. The new OnLive was then able to hire back half of its staff immediately. So it’s all a little strange for those staff members but they still work for something called OnLive and collect their full salary. The remaining half of employees are being given offers to consult for the company (do their old jobs, presumably) in exchange for options in the company. What it basically comes down to then is the old company dumping its stock options system and retaining most of its now-rattled employees. What does it mean for Joe and Jane Gamer? The company’s posted FAQ says: Yeah, yeah, great. But it’s hard not to conclude the whole system is shaky, which in turn tosses the idea of a cloud-based gaming system into question. That’s good news for the old guard gaming arrangement of expensive consoles and $60 games in clam shell boxes.Pages