From the Marketplace desk of “Nobody Checked With Me,” here’s the latest Oreo news. Oreos, yes, Oreos — those twistable, dunkable cookies that come in regular, double-stuffed and mega-stuffed varieties.

Nabisco has now decided, it seems, that less is somehow more.

Oreo Thins are coming to the market.

They are, apparently, 5 millimeters thinner than the originals.

Which prompts this: they’re cookies, you guys, not iPhones.