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A daily deal website offers a two-hour course to learn the mysteries of the markets. - 

This final note today, which comes with the warning that this just might possibly this week's sign the apocalypse is upon us.

From the daily deal website LivingSocial comes this offer: $40 -- that's an 80 percent discount -- to learn how to be a day trader. Two hours to learn the mysteries of the markets.

Only six days left; must be a member.

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