Have you tried Facebook Timeline? The vaguely artsy redesign of your profile page has its critics but they are not being listened to at Facebook HQ. The Timeline feature will roll live to everyone in the next few weeks, the company says, and once you get it you will have seven days to preview and edit before it goes live. If you don’t do any editing, it will generate your timeline automatically. If you like your profile page the old way, tough. If you want to change it back, tough. Coffee is for closers. Second place is a set of steak knives.