We were gonna pay for financial reform
with a tax on the banks, who created the storm.
Instead, the money will come from -- I swear --
the bailout fund. 'Cause that seems fair.
The recovery is tiring.
Something wrong with Toyota's wiring.
Let's see . . .
World Cup . . . the Americans lose.
I'm trying to find some positive news.
Oh, the oil spill's fixed! . . . Nah, I'm just teasin' --
It's spewing like hell and it's hurricane season.
Uh, Supreme Court squashes the handgun ban?
I guess that's good, for a firearm fan.
You know what, these headlines are leaving me flat
It's a three-day weekend, let's focus on that.
Have fun with your sparklers and Francis Scott Key,
and I'll see you at marketplace.org.